Your E30 sucks 

Kinja'd!!! "Louros" (louros)
12/20/2014 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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I just bought this magnificent bastard.

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DISCUSSION (66)


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:00

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Day V8????


Kinja'd!!! Louros > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
12/20/2014 at 16:02

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Dat 3.0 V8


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:02

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Your E34 Sucks :p

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*Just kidding, i like it! The engine looks clean.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:04

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small displacement FTW!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:04

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niice! I had a 1990 525i for a long while. Made it up to 416+k miles. Awesome car dude.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:07

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YES E34 IS BEST 5 SERIES


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:13

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kewl


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:15

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You know if you squint, the 5.30 looks like E30.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:17

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I have always wanted an E34 touring just like this one

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:24

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I was always fascinated by this car

Never got to drive one

Tiny V8 rules!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:26

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I have come to the realization that there is no best BMW

There are just a lot of good used BMWs to buy

This creates an addiction. That's why so many people on the site owned so many BMWs.

BMWs are like Alfas, except it's much easier to find one that hasn't rusted. It's very easy to get addicted to either. or both


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 16:29

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BMW has the most amount of desirable cars that they've made over the lifetime of the company.

It has the highest desirable models/number of models made ratio


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:34

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this is true

They never took a decade or two off from making good cars like Alfa or Caddy did

I want to own 20 different BMWs. These are the next 5 I would want:

E28 M5

E34 M5

E60 528i AWD Manuél

E36 M3 Sedan Manuél no sunroof

E92 M3 Manuél no sunroof


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Louros
12/20/2014 at 16:37

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and also something relevant!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 16:38

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Well I'd never want to actually own a non-M car when M cars exist. M cars are just the best version of that particular model, so why own something inferior??


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:42

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because:

Gas mileage

Having at least one BMW with cheaper parts

Need AWD because CA CHP doesn't trust us with RWD in the snow and they make us put on chains. And you would relate to why I hate putting on chains : lazy


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 16:43

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If I want an AWD performance car I just wouldn't buy a BMW, now you're being a brand loyalist!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:46

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that's not true!

Have thought of many all-wheel-drive cars

This is why I think that one sounds good right now:

1. You're not that old yet so I could find one with low mileage

2. It's the last five series that drives like a bigger three series as opposed to a smaller seven series

3. It's a real wheel drive car converted to AWD. I would much prefer this over a front wheel drive car converted to AWD.

4. Manuél

5. It would be useful for business meetings

5. Did I mention our good buddy Manuél? How many cars are there out there that have some luxury, some sport, AWD, and Manuél? Not many


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 16:51

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But I don't think I'll ever buy an AWD car no matter what. Unless I want to be the fastest guy on an actual rally stage, I don't see myself ever buying an AWD car. In the case of BMWs, the AWD cars are literally just worse versions of the RWD cars.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:53

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but you don't go snowboarding in CA...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 16:55

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JUST BUY AN FF

y'know an AWD E30 seems like a nice beater for you


Kinja'd!!! Louros > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 16:56

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Damn right it is


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 17:10

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LOL

FF is not Manuél

(Real issue is the price)

Mmm AWD E30 rally car


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Louros
12/20/2014 at 17:14

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what an engine!


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Louros
12/20/2014 at 17:43

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Welcome to the family!

Here's my E34 -

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It's a 530i as well.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Louros
12/20/2014 at 17:46

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Awesome! Enjoy the M60 V8. Do you have a fan clutch delete? It looks like it in the photo.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 17:56

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there are ZERO Manuél E30xi cars on auto trader right now

Just an auto tragic one


Kinja'd!!! Louros > Sam
12/20/2014 at 18:17

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tourings are dope


Kinja'd!!! Louros > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/20/2014 at 18:18

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I have absolutely no idea. I should probably look into that


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 18:19

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Stop looking on autotrader and go to craigslist like a real enthusiast


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 18:47

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I fucking HATE Craigslist

No useful meta data fields

Fake posts

"not talking to you unless you buy it immediately" tag lines

Fake key words

Impossible to search multiple areas simultaneously, unless using a shitty third party search tool

CL can burn in hell


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 19:05

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Is "meta data" stuff like year/make/model/transmissiön? because they updated craigslist and they have all that now. It's actually really useful.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 20:31

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they added some. But not as much as other sites. And it's all so clunky

I would forgive all its flaws if they would just let us do national searches natively!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 20:38

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Yeah that's the one thing that keeps bothering me. I want to see how many Alfa GTVs I can find nationally!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 20:49

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exactly!!!! There are those third party sites you can use. But they don't work perfectly. Would be soooooo much better if CL itself did it!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/20/2014 at 21:14

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*cries*


Kinja'd!!! D > Louros
12/20/2014 at 21:33

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any plans?


Kinja'd!!! Louros > D
12/20/2014 at 21:38

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new wheels, suspension, steering wheel, muffler delete


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/20/2014 at 23:15

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can we buy used 4Cs for $25K yet?


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Louros
12/21/2014 at 01:22

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Protip: I don't know how familiar you are with E34's, but they use Torx bolts to hold everything you every need to remove in place. They basically come pre-stripped from the factory, and you'll have to go buy a removal kit to get them out. So I'd recommend putting one on your Christmas list.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/21/2014 at 07:05

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I keep checking but for some reason no


Kinja'd!!! Louros > Sam
12/21/2014 at 08:47

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:/ that's annoying. Thanks for the heads up


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/21/2014 at 20:28

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I know. You hate me :/ Race car girl wanted to go out last night. Was out with her till 3AM then had to drive home. Got up so late and have been working


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/21/2014 at 23:02

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do you even post


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/21/2014 at 23:05

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no :/


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/21/2014 at 23:07

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but it's so easy


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/21/2014 at 23:09

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no it's not. and it's not just the post. i'm not ready for a lot of replies right now. too busy

that's why i'm only talking to people i know in the comments. those replies are manageable

there is so much drama at work. heads are gonna roll soon. too bad you're not done with college and have no corporate experience.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/21/2014 at 23:11

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lol are you just gonna fire EVERYONE


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/21/2014 at 23:11

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(maybe!)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/21/2014 at 23:14

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Damn, I wish I had a degree and shit, a job in CA would be nice!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/21/2014 at 23:16

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Chief Marketing Officer

(and all you'd do is go racing with a company sponsored car)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
12/22/2014 at 06:44

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so dream job?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Louros
12/22/2014 at 09:21

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This is four better.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > Louros
12/22/2014 at 09:42

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Why delete the muffler?


Kinja'd!!! Louros > VonBelmont
12/22/2014 at 09:45

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Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Louros
12/22/2014 at 09:51

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I just bought a 540i touring saturday and I have an e30 so fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

Seriously though I was looking at an old 535i 5sp when I got the e30 instead. The 535's interior was trashed and my wife didn't want me dumping that much money into it =(


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Louros
12/22/2014 at 09:57

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LOL at least the E30's didn't have crap engines like the 3.0L that originally came in your car. I assume yours has a replacement lump in it. Alot of the original ones were worn to shit by US spec gas. Great motors in Europe, but the US formula screwed with those Nikasil liners.


Kinja'd!!! Louros > 505Turbeaux
12/22/2014 at 10:19

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I know all about the Nikasil issues. I don't know for sure if this car's engine has been replaced, but it runs just fine.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Louros
12/22/2014 at 10:23

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I think by this time it would have shown it's face if it had one of the "defective" ones (I say that because it wasnt really a defect, just a bad combo". Did you pull a compression test on it to be sure though? I am pretty sure if you see the engine number you can see if it has a replacement motor.


Kinja'd!!! Louros > 505Turbeaux
12/22/2014 at 10:41

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For the price I paid for this car I couldn't be bothered to do a compression test. I'll check the engine number next time I'm in there.


Kinja'd!!! BKRM3 > Louros
12/22/2014 at 10:44

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....but....but....I don't have an E30, I have an E90. It's the 5-series I never wanted!

PS - nice Otto's BMW crest thingy. Did you buy it from them? I can't imagine they stock may E34s. Maybe it was a PA car and the previous owner had it serviced there or something. Anyway, that dealer is great and is a big supporter of our regional BMW CCA chapter.

Now all you have to do is join the CCA and sign up for a track event!


Kinja'd!!! Moenica > Louros
12/22/2014 at 11:50

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That is a gorgeous car! Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! rabidpenguin > Louros
12/22/2014 at 12:50

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The e34 is so much of an easier car to deal with on a daily basis. At home we have an 325es, 325ic, 535i, 525i(m50). The e34s are light years ahead of the e30 in everything but driver feedback.

Why not go for the 540i? The 53oi and 540i get similiar gas mileage and who doens't want MOAR POWER?


Kinja'd!!! Louros > rabidpenguin
12/22/2014 at 14:12

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Just wanted any engine other than the 2.5 and this one came up locally for a good price.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
12/22/2014 at 15:36

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Best job evah


Kinja'd!!! JerseyJoey > Louros
01/02/2015 at 11:08

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Nice, have fun with it!